三字经
人之初， At the beginning of life, 人之初，
性本善。 seeeex is good. 性是好的。
性相近， Basically, seeeex is nearly all the same in nature. 基本上， 性在自然界里都是一样的，
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it. 但这决定于你如何去做。
苟不教， If you do not practice all the time, 如果你不时常练习，
性乃迁。 seeeex will leave you. 性会离你而去。
教之道， During the way of learning it, 在学习它的过程中，
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person. 成功的关键在于只和一个人做。
昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon 以前有个伟大的母亲名叫孟母，
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad seex influence. 为了避免不好的性影响而选择邻居。
子不学， She taught her son that “if you doesn’t study hard, 他对儿子说，如果你不好好学，
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.” 你的jj将会无用并断掉。
窦燕山， A famous person called Dou, 有个姓窦的名人，
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine. 有一种兴奋的药，
教五子， All his five sons took it, 他的五个儿子都用了这种药，
名俱扬。 then their seexual ability became well-known. 于是他们的*能力远播四方。
养不教， If anyone who have children but they don’t know how to do it, 如果有人有孩子但孩子不懂怎么搞，
父之过。 it is all the father’s fault. 全是父亲的错。
教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it, 如果他们在做的这方面有很多问题，
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on seeeex. 他们的老师一定是太懒，不教他们细节。
子不学， If you refuse to learn seeeex, 如果你拒绝学习，
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake. 那将是一个极大的错误。
幼不学， If you don’t learn it in childhood, 如果不从小学起，
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged. 成年后你会丧失能力。
玉不琢， If you don’t exercise your dick, 如果你不锻炼你的jj，
不成器。 it won’t become hard and strong. 它不会变得又硬又壮。
人不学， People who don’t learn seeeex, 不学习那个的人，
不知义。 their life will become meaningless. 他们的生活将变得毫无疑义。
真牛阿，居然是这样解释的。